If x were a potato, it'd be a good potato

If modern history were a dish of mashed potatoes it'd be a good dish of mashed potatos. (I like mashed potatoes)

Except it's served in a bad restaurant with bad customer service, so I'm not particularly fond of this dish right now.

Some people ordered this dish last year and decided ultimately not to have it, and I'm somewhat envious because now they don't have to sit through this horrifying dining experience.

GRR.

I've been seeing this potato/melon analogy in the comments of random song videos on utub. Since I've successfully changed the topic to music, here is a list of motivational/inspirational music. I'm probably going to die over the next 3 weeks and I just need to make sure that I do it like a bad ass.

1.

Best.

2.

Because we are, and Freddie Mercury looks great in that leotard.

3.

My favourite from the album, actually. So motivational (when treadmilling as well, hah).

4.

How could I not?

5.

6.

OK BYE.